14 Fresh New Texts From Your Favorite Cat -- Mittens!

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AmyBrown
Aug 9, 2019 11:00 AM EDT

Mittens has been texting non-stop and we have gotten all the latest drama from the kitten! Just what kind of shenanigans has little Mittens been up to...

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  • 01
    cat text - Text - Furizon 8:30 PM Messages Mittens Drunk Patty's not allowed to come over for a while. What did she do, Mitty? She tried to smoke my catnip cigar. She doesn't smoke. I hope she doesn't start. She sets my catnip toy AFLAME, and all you care about is Drunk Patty's HEALTH? My aghast is officially flabbered. #flabbergasted textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 4:10 PM Messages Mittens Mittens, why are you so fascinated with watching the toilet flush? I have no idea, Grandma. Why are you so fascinated with the casino? I like the games. So do I #royalflush Any other questions from the audience? LOL. 0 o textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 12:11 PM Messages Mittens Fiona, you left your pink mouse here Oh! I was wondering where that was. It's my favorite! Maybe your mom can bring it over? Oh. You want to keep it? It smells like you. Awww.You can keep it for another day. Or three? #orfour textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 9:01 AM Messages Mittens You're still home. Oh, Mittens-- I'm still feeling sick today. More snuggles then? Yes, and I also have a doctor appointment this afternoon Shall I have Grandma come over and pull down your carrier? Humans don't have to use carriers, Mitty Well la-di-da for you. #snarkneversleeps #feelbettersoon otextsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 11:22 AM Messages Mittens Are you ready for your date this weekend? How do you know I have a date, Mittens? I saw the messages between you and Stew. Mittens, stop reading my personal messages, and it's Stu. I'd like a date with Stew. Preferably beef. It's Stu. #stew textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 12:00 PM Messages Mittens So are you ready for your date with Stew tonight? I'm ready for STU. Great. Maybe you'll fall in love and marry Stew. Stu and I are only going on our first date. Don't get ahead of yourself, Mittens. Can he come inside so I can taste him? I mean MEAT him? MEET! o textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 11:33 AM Messages Mittens You didn't bring Stew home after your date. Not after a first date, Mittens. BTW, it's Stu. He may have had fragrant shoes! He may have smelled of beef! You want me to live a life of poverty and boredom! I have to go. My fancy new fleece blanket is calling my name. Poor Mittens. Thank you for noticing textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 11:11 AM Messages Mittens This is the BEST day! Why is that, Mittens? The entire living room is a giant sun puddle! Wonderful! I'm staying here all day. It won't stay in the same place all day So now you're a sun puddle expert? Please, go on. #pleasedonot Enjoy the sun, Mitty. textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 11:15 AM Messages Mittens Mittens, I have a scratch on my ankle. When you were hiding underneath the bed and I walked by, you reached out and slapped my ankle. That wasn't me. Maybe it was Grandma So now you want to throw Grandma under the bus? #underthebed LOL. textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 9:22 AM Messages Mittens Mittens, I wasn't ready to wake up at 3:00 AM. I have no idea about times, but you got up and were moving around, leading me to believe you were up for the day and ready to feed me I only had to visit the bathroom and get a drink of water. In the KITCHEN The water's in the kitchen. As is my food. #youcannotwinthisone textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - .Furizon 2:11 PM Messages Mittens Why is your suitcase on your bed? Are you abandoning me? I'm letting Grandma borrow it for her overnight casino trip. Are you going with her? Will The Mittens be left for dead?? No, Mittens. I'm not going anywhere. Grandma is really borrowing the suitcase. Then can I sleep inside of it until she picks it up? It's only fair, after all the stress you just put me through. textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 10:22 AM Messages Mittens You need to buy more granola bars. Why are you interested in my snack supplies? What's wrong with a son caring about his mother? There's just usually an ulterior motive with you. I'm offended! Ohhhh -- you want to dig the crinkly wrappers out of the garbage! #offended #alsotrue
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    cat text - Text - Furizon 10:02 AM Messages Mittens Mittens, why do you stare into space while you're doing your litter box business? I'm meditating. While you're pooping? You make it sound so crass The litter box isn't a great meditation spot, Mittens. Icky. I didn't KNOW you were a litter box meditation specialist. Please, go on... textsfrommittens.com
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    cat text - Text - .Furizon? 1:01 PM Messages Mittens I found a Magic 8 Ball app on my phone. That's cool, Mittens! I asked it if you should bring me snuggles and donuts What did it say? "It is decidedly so," so do it or be cursed. Yes to snuggles, no to donuts. Cursed! Cursed people can still buy donuts, you know. #justsayin textsfrommittens.com
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